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As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? That just sounds nifty! I should be asleep. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! Next to the Really Big Button, of course. 46 min ago We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. What's that. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. In you, I found love, a friend, a companion, a mother, a role model, a perfect human, in short, you're my total package. That made little sense. Or have I been doing that too much lately? I just thought that I might like to mention that. i hate dress shoes. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. She didn't know. Yes, I am. yeah. Mar 25th, 2014. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. I'll tell you. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. And still frustrated. It MUST be true! An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. Josh wants his thought back. This is a list of unusually long mathematical proofs. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. Sentences can also be extended by recursively embedding clauses one into another, such as[2][3], This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. of toilet paper, to do everything. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. The title contains the longest word. 20 min ago I'm back. Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. If so, I guess I won't be writing here for quite awhileseeya. People need to make the time to waste time. 'a' being the shortest side, 'b' being the middle side and 'c' being the longest side of a right angled triangle. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. And then people will start reading. Okay. You give to me? Haha, oops. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. They're basically begging on the street. They start out with half that number, and then just fill in words until they have the right amount. It was sad. And what did he do to me? There is a world where you were never born. Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. Gotta go, must lure innocent victems to the second most pointless site ever!!!! Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! Goodbye! Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! See? She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. Number Nine: Now it's just getting redundant, isn't it? William Faulkner was featured in 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for this 1,288-word sentence from Absalom, Absalom! I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. The number of licks, I mean. Too bad. HOW ARE YOU DOING? Hey, I'm back again! He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. Now THAT'S just weird. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. Gambling is so much fun! Can a senile person write? Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. But it's not. I pity them, I really do. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. But without the bad sound track. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. It really lets me get to know you. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. "angry mob form"? 4 min ago e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. I bet you couldn't tell. Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? Seeya. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) : (. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. I think. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) No? #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Suprised? Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. What's that? It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. No suprise. Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. I just can't work up the energy to be outraged. In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. I bet it does. Oh, well. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! It just doesn't make any sense. That's funny!!!! It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. This, of course would expand the market for such products. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Okay. Lots of gooey talent. Isnt' that nice? It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. But for a different reason. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. No? *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. That dirty little rat. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. Then I completly understand. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. Wellit's not. Open Culture scours the web for the best educational media. We got there, we ate. Now I must take my leaveand remember. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Either way, I'm here. the longest thing that I have ever wrote was a 600 word paragraph and I just wrote that. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. Hmmmmintersting. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. Now I do. Neither of us thought to question the other. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. I thought it was. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! Hits all right. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. API tools faq. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. You could travel in a straight line at the speed of light for a million years and all you'd prove is that the universe is really, really big. Now who's the crazy one? Now I can think. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. I, being weird, am pretty much immune to such expectations. *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! Surely you have heard of her? (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? Number Seven: I could drive people crazy.