Simple. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ She's a woman and passengers are usually okay with that. Well, I'd finally splurge and buy myself one of those fancy four-piece suits. We have friends, Peter. Congratulations to tonight's sweepstakes winner, Daniel San Martin Marrero. How come everything he writes is so dreary? That all you see. I told Carstairs you'd set everything straight. Your odds of winning are like 100 million to one. And now, please welcome Mr. Bruce Jenner. Recap/Family Guy S 10 E 1 Lottery Fever; If you meant one of those, just click and go. (laughs) (both laughing) What neat humor. Susan Boyle or a sex doll that's been passed around a fraternity? Are we really living that close to the edge? A static shot of the house where night turns into day or a montage song that over-explains what we're doing? Peter: What's going on, Lois, is that this girl is obviously not well and I have just learned that she's been stealing from the show and she should probably be escorted out of the building. It was written by Wellesley Wild and directed by Brian Iles. (chuckling): Boy, do I got a big mouth, huh? Hey, what's the point of being rich if you can't share it with your pals, huh? We sent Channel Five News Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa around town to get the public reaction. Ah, I never thought I'd be having high tea at the Park Barrington every single day. As the Family Guy Season 9 ended, I didn’t really have high hopes for the future of Family Guy. In fact, I may have to get my own full-time job. I mean I mean, is it? The penis enlargement pill you gave me the startup money for. ♪ Bop ba da da da da da da da ♪ 1 Pilot (1998) 2 Season 1 (1999) 3 Season 2 (1999-2000) 4 Season 3 (2001-2003) 5 Season 4 (2005-2006) 6 Season 5 (2006-2007) 7 Season 6 (2007-2008) 8 Season 7 (2008-2009) 9 Season 8 (2009 … Yeah, but on the bright side, if this hadn't happened, we never would've met Kyle. Hey, isn't it time for me to get a haircut? Just wanted to remind you fellas what you're all fighting for. This is a weird episode. ♪ A lot of rice ♪ ♪ It's all so ni... ♪. I once saw a deodorant commercial that had a woman pilot. And keep your chin up, so I can see your throat. No, I mean, I-I'm just saying, I-I thought friends hang out, do things with each other. When word spreads that the Powerball lottery is up to one hundred fifty million dollars, Peter obtains a second mortgage on the house to buy two hundred thousand tickets. Creator: Seth MacFarlane. CARTER: Did you blow all your money yet? Why the fuck am I doing this? Three days wasted looking through 200,000 lottery tickets. What about the guy who played Peter Brady? Shouldn't you be at work? (cheering and applause) (jazzy burlesque music plays) (sailors cheering and whistling) Just wanted to remind you fellas what you're all fighting for. Now, pardon me while I look at scrimshaw through a magnifying glass. They're going to announce the winning lottery numbers. I've decided I want to open a sushi restaurant. ♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪ This is Peter Griffin. Peter, I've taken the liberty of mocking up some sales projections. Dancer: Well, you didn't return any of my texts. Holy shit, we won twice and we're right back here again. Hey, Horace, another round for everybody. Why do you think we waited so long to take you to the groomer's last month? EP 1 Lottery Fever Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. Hello, Schnozzenstein? There's teenagers in skinny jeans out there. Caitlin441810. (mobile playing soft music) (sighs) This is nice. We don't have to worry about paying bills, we don't have to worry about saving dough. ♪ La la la la la ♪ These aren't the real lottery tickets, either. That's right, I don't want to see any actual True Blood, just boob. Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets, but luck comes around when one of the tickets wins them millionaires, but the Griffins can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded. Action! No, Daddy. And have that Russian waiter I like bring it over. Don't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people? Yes! Susan Boyle or a s*x doll that's been passed around a fraternity? I said swallow it! You shot him in the eye! I told Carstairs you'd set everything straight. All right, how do you want to do this? Hey, you want to watch a DVD of the murder while we do it? But ever since you won that lottery-- (screaming) Come on, Joe! ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ I had to be sure. You know, especially when one friend gives the other friends a whole bunch of money. You should definitely know that! What? Starring: Seth Green, Patrick Warburton, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Tilly, Alex Borstein, Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry (VI) Summary: When the Griffins win the lottery, the extravagant lifestyles change the family for the worst, alienating them from their friends, but when they blow through their winnings, they only have their friends to turn to for help. We're running seriously low on cash right now. Now that we're rich, our lives are going to be so much better. Um, say, Dad, did I tell you I got second place in the yacht race? And it's not just them. You-you... you want, like, a... a ride to the place? What-- where'd you get this kind of money? Mayor West, what do you plan to do if you win the lottery? HD Family Guy s10e01 - Lottery Fever. Khan: [over speaker] Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. I guess it's only fair that I give you my percentage so you can get your house back. And, Chris, try as you may, you will never be as good as your older brother who died. Yeah, that's right "Ow.". [The theme song begins] Lois: It seems today. That Alan Ball-- you know him, right? We don't have to worry about paying bills, we don't have to worry about saving dough. Gosh, Peter, you're really being generous with your money. Peter enters the room on the diving board in swimwear. Today we have a recent vintage procured just this morning from Michael's Hobby Shop. The school paper is doing a story about me. I'm worried the money is changing this family, and not the way you hoped. Keep singing, you. Well, actually, sir, your card has been declined. It's not a liquid! Uh, I would be remiss, however, if I did not extend my gratitude to you for your unwavering fairness and belief in me, and there is a giant poo on your desk. I got lots of good karma built up from doing those USO shows. Yeah, and I-I guess the co-pilot can fly the plane. What would you rather do? (laughter) So, apparently, they found a weapon of mass destruction-- my putter. ♪ In the designated pile ♪ What? Where did you get the money for all these? And have that Russian waiter I like bring it over. Waiter, have the chef prepare a bucket of your finest caviar, and then give it a helicopter tour of the city. Sir, about your bill-- Oh, don't worry, Carstairs, there's ample gratuity on there for you. Lucky there's a man who. Peter replies by saying the woman is "not well" and accuses her of stealing from the show. And they'll care what happens to us, even after everything that's happened. Well, have they been cleaning the doll? I don't know. ♪ That's why Brian is yawning ♪ Geez. I quit my job, Lois. ♪ For making whoopee ♪. No, I don't want it back! And over there is the Rhode Island State House, the second largest self-supporting marble dome in North America. Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it? After losing all of the family's money on ridiculous purchases, they … Oh, don't worry, Carstairs, there's ample gratuity on there for you. It's a solid gold tuxedo, Lois. ♪ And seeing if they match the ones on the news ♪ 'Cause I feel like my nails are really long. Announcer (over TV): We now return to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, edited for goats. We don't need your money! Yeah, I'll check, but I'm pretty sure it's not for another couple of weeks. Despite all the ups and downs, things turned out for the best. Um, that second one sounds like it could be funny. ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do... ♪. Oh, boy, that whole day was a mess, huh? All right! Sorry, Peter. What-- where'd you get this kind of money? BANK - DAY (FLASHBACK) A young CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT stands in the middle of a crowded bank with a ski mask on and gun pointed to the ceiling. Checking lottery tickets Looking at the numbers And seeing if they match the ones on the news If they do, then we're winners If they don't, then we put them In the designated pile For tickets we already checked This is taking forever That's why Brian is yawning And Stewie's rubbing his eyes The montage is almost over That's why the music and the vocals Are fading out right now. And as for you, Anna, you're dreadful and so is the program. So, in addition to buying 200,000 lottery tickets, you had 400,000 fake ones printed up? What do we do now? Well, I'm sure a brief call to my accountant will resolve this to our mutual satisfaction. Lottery Fever - Family Guy [S10E01] Lottery Fever - Family Guy [S10E01] TV-14 Animation Comedy . I'm getting a penis butler. Family Guy Season 10 Episode 1 - Lottery Fever Part 3 of 1. ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ 24:19. Positively can do. We're out of here! Would you be saying that if the prize was 150 million bags of the neighbor's garbage? We sent Channel Five News Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa around town to get the public reaction. For what? Crazy Credits The intro to the episode "Lottery Fever" is interrupted by one of the dancers, who reveals that she's pregnant and Peter is the father. Fuck this guy! Plot: When Peter asks Lois for a loan to open a sushi restaurant, she points out that the family is running low on cash and needs to live on a strict budget. Well, I was hoping it would make you shut up, so you're right. Hey, Horace, give us three shots of your best bourbon. Yeah, if you're going to open your mouth with the missus, stick to kisses, huh? For me and many others. Well, actually, sir, your card has been declined. You look terrible. Peter, you're not getting money for that or anything else. marks an episode with not enough content. I'm going to get some supermarket fried chicken and eat it until I'm nauseous. ggvbekjk. Uh, I was thinking about joining the Army? Hmm. Is it a blood diamond? What, here? ♪ That's why the music and the vocals ♪ Uh, certain unexpected developments have created a situation where I am no longer in need of employment. I've decided I want to open a sushi restaurant. I mean, really, we're no worse off than we were before. Hey, Horace, another round for everybody. Yeah, but on the bright side, if this hadn't happened, we never would've met Kyle. Peter becomes power hungry, and demands that Quagmire and Joe … Well, what are we supposed to do, Lois? Watch Family Guy: Season 10 Lottery Fever on DIRECTV When Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and actually ends up winning, the family has trouble dealing with the good fortune. I'm going to get some supermarket fried chicken and eat it until I'm nauseous. All rights reserved. I don't need you, I got money! And we don't need friends like you! ♪ Another sunny honeymoon ♪ ♪ Checking lottery tickets ♪ And how about you, every Persian guy in the world? The Rhode lsland State Lottery has climbed to a record $150 million jackpot. Peter, my God, what the hell are you wearing? The pen1s enlargement pill you gave me the startup money for. Everything we had is gone! Time for the Griffin family to meet its destiny. There are thousands of lottery tickets here. I mean, really, we're no worse off than we were before. ♪ This is taking forever ♪ It's... that-that is an unrealistic, unfair question. ♪ Looking at the numbers ♪ Peter buys a winning lottery ticket to open the new season of Family Guy. I-I just wrote you guys a couple of checks, but no, you you-you-you do your things. Peter: We're in the middle of a thing here. You know, I'm still young enough you can drop me at the fire station, no questions asked. No, Daddy. ♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪ ★★★★ Family Guy Lottery Fever Watch Online ★★ [FREE VIDEO] Want To Win This Week’s Mega Millions Jackpot? Well, folks, those are our winning numbers. Announcer: We now return to Michael McDonald During Allergy Season. So, in addition to buying you had 400,000 fake ones printed up? ALL: White BMW. Angela, I just want to thank you for several extremely pleasurable years working for this corporation. And as for you, Anna, you're dreadful and so is the program. This money is our ticket to the good life, starting now. Yeah, and I-I guess the co-pilot can fly the plane. Tell him to cheer up! (phone rings) Hello? Is violence in movies and sex on TV, Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values, Entire Family: On which we used to rely? ♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪ All right, kids, we got 200,000 lottery tickets we got to check. Lucky there's a Family Guy. "It's a Trap!" So what do say, Peter? (laughs) That's a good one, Money Joe! Why do you think we waited so long to take you to the groomer's last month? Aah! 'Cause what I want to do is stay here, get drunk and watch TV. We're not going to go crazy spending our winnings, and we're not going to let this money change us. Can you help us out? [Peter comes home with a box of lottery tickets] Brian: Peter, this is idiotic! 7:00. They did what with it?! A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 10 E 1 Lottery Fever. I already watched it eight times, so I know exactly which part I want to blam at. And how about you, every Persian guy in the world? In fact, I'm going to go buy my winning ticket right now. From now on, we're all gonna do whatever I want to do. FAMILY GUY "INVASION OF THE GRIFFIN SNATCHERS" 5. We won the lottery! Tread water where you are right now or increase your net worth fivefold within the next Huh? (drumroll) Aah! The Rhode Island State Lottery has climbed to a record $150 million jackpot. Jerk? Relax, Joe. I'm here to audition for Fiddler on the Roof. Today we have a recent vintage procured just this morning from Michael's Hobby Shop. No, that's it. Peter: It's, uh, nothin', I'm just gonna wait a minute. Ah, I never thought I'd be having high tea at the Park Barrington every single day. Sounds like somebody's dad is happier than me right now. Peter: Uh uh, hold it. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy, ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ Okay, guys, now you're gonna do a synchronized duet of "Makin' Whoopee" while I shoot you with this BB gun. ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪ What kind of a way is that to talk to your friend who gives you money? Uh, certain unexpected developments have created a situation where I am no longer in need of employment. You're a jerk! Fine, go on. 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