. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.” – Dr. Hibbert Dead Homer Society was formed for two reasons: 1) Create an on-line home for Simpsons fans who outright despise most, if not all, of the double-digit seasons but revere the old ones the way religious types do their stupid books. And it sounds a lot like Shearer, so now I have the image of Derek Smalls pointing a bullhorn at a studio mic. The episode where Burns sells out to the Germans occurs halfway through Season 3. . You’re blocking traffic!” – Marge Simpson “Perhaps you’d be more comfortable talking to Snappy the Alligator.” – Mr. Smithers I can throw this pretty hard!” – Clancy Wiggum, “Oh, boy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.” – Chief Wiggum. “No!” – Bart Simpson Oh, and here’s the Wikipedia article on the original if, like me, you are vaguely aware of Bosch but know basically nothing about him. … “Ooh, ooh, ooooh! Let us know! “It was a little unclear what happened there with Adil’s microphone. Archer notes that the design for Milhouse was taken from a Groening sketch. 2) Create a central place for everyone who wants to see the show finally taken off the air. Register today! His last writing credit is “The Parent Wrap”, which was the second episode of Season 13 but produced at the end of the Season 12 production run, i.e. This page is a collaborative project between all members of Deathly Ill Entertainment. 12. Broadcasting Undead * Tapped In: How EA Combined The Simpsons with Video Gambling to. In this perilous moment, it is, to quote the inimitable Al Swearengen, “Sick fucking ghoulish thinking.”, “What a type you must consort with, that you not fear beating for such an insult.”. . “Didn’t hurt.” – Bart Simpson So I busted out my Season 1 DVDs and spent some quarantime listening to Wes Archer and George Meyer’s commentary. . I know very little of French airports. Saved by megan shaw. From early 2001, this episode was 11 years old. Homer uses imagery with negative connotations in scenes involving death. Wednesday was the 30th Anniversary of “The Crepes of Wrath”. Meyer on Simon: “I believe that’s real Albanian, and we started early on trying to get the actual language if we could, at Sam Simon’s instigation. They are overly negative, willing to overlook every single positive thing in the show just to make a jab at Modern Simpsons but there's no doubt they are some intelligent people who can … Started blinking when you made that turn.” – Chief Wiggum, “Nice dismount, man.” – Jimbo Jones 2) To create a central place for people who want to see the show finally taken off the air. In my new book, I chart the seven paths of excellence . I always wanted to be a celebrity!” – Homer Simpson . “Ohhh.” – Students, “Look, Marge! . And while there are a lot of people that I love and care about who are at risk or already suffering, so far nobody has died or lost their home. For my money, the best part is Snake as the unrepentant thief and Dolph as the penitent thief (confessing to Monk Sergeant Skinner), but there’s a lot of great details if you look carefully. May 2020. This is part of what makes Burns such an enduring villain. “I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?” – Bart Simpson Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. Dead Homer Society was formed for two reasons: 1) Create an on-line home for Simpsons fans who outright despise most, if not all, of the double-digit seasons but revere the old ones the way religious types do their stupid books. It’s ludicrously childish, but it’s also funny as hell. “Oh, yeah, well, do it again.” – Kearney Archer notes that facial closeups mean less background to draw. A lot of people are going to die. He’s great. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. By gar, it’s been a while!” – Jasper, “Now, whose calculator can tell me what seven times eight is?” – Mrs. Krabappel 60 Second Simpsons Review - Dead Putting Society TheRealJims. Cape Feare Lady Bouvier’s Lover 6. . “Only if you old me.” – Chief Wiggum, “Okay, I’ll just even this out and . car, license number: Eggplant-Xerxes-Crybaby-Overbite-Narwhal.” – Eddie, “Evening, Simpson. “Lisa, I’m not scared. “Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson; “Dad, can I talk to you something?” – Bart Simpson . In an attempt to show up Ned Flanders, Homer pits Bart against Ned's son, Todd, in a miniature golf competition. Meyer talking about how he got on the show: had been working on a movie for David Letterman in Colorado and agreed to come out and work on the series in October of ’89, working on the show fulltime after that because he liked it so much. Marge: Homer, I'm your best friend, but I've gotta say, I've never seen him be anything but a perfect neighbor. Music will be uploaded in coming months. Saved by Emma. Your father’s not supposed to help build your racer but you should at least consult him about it.” – Soapbox Derby Racing Official, “That makes twenty-two to sixteen.” – Homer Simpson, “This one’s mine.” – Marge Simpson Dead Homer Society. Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5. “Yeah, there’s always a dinner scene in these old shows where they’re eating mush.”. Next comment, “Bart did seem to forget his French over the years. Happy 30th anniversary to “The Telltale Head”! Happy 30th anniversary to “Life on the Fast Lane”! But don't take my word for it, watch any episode of Zombie Simpsons and you will see that even with a p value of 7 sigmas, it is statistically impossible for Homer not to get hurt tonight. Happy (actual) 30th Anniversary to “The Telltale Head”! “Are you? . Not a member of the No Homers Club? All systems go.” – Buzz Alrdrin “Hey, Colonel Homer! “That little halo behind the candle, I know how hard that is to get right now.”. Tags: Itchy and Scratchy Land . I've been going on there a little bit more recently, mostly looking at older articles ("threads", I guess) because some people over there are genuinely clever and make some great points. I hope you do too!” – HA! King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8. Please partake of keno, craps, and the loosest slots in town! He’s since gone one to do stuff like Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, Disenchantment, and Rick & Morty. Lemme through! This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. So, today, we all have to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost. “Pillow talk” scenes with Marge and Homer were “kind of encouraged by Jim Brooks”. Archer discusses how they try to get a lot of “acting” out of Bart as he painfully reads his letter from home, which means the frayed clothes, the messed up hair, the line under his eye. Not only does it make telling people apart easier, but you get more of a sense for how they actually feel about the episode. “Hold me.” – Homer Simpson But the one and only thing I never liked about “Marge vs. the Monorail”, even as a kid, was that Lyle Lanley gets caught. . Does the time always drag like this?” – Homer Simpson. He’s not even halfway through Walter and he’s already hallucinating.” – Sentient Bull, “Hello, I am Plato. In the episode, Homer and Ned quarrel and bet which of their sons, Bart or Todd, will win a miniature golf tournament. See More And they’re probably right. Wikipedia says these DVDs were released in September 2001, so the commentaries were probably recorded in early 2001 or so. And as twisted as he is, he does have a tender side. It’s a subtle line, but I thought it was really funny.”. A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.” – Homer Simpson. wait a minute, Statue of Liberty, that was our planet!” Post was not sent - check your email addresses! Zombie Simpsons Must Die. They used a real bullhorn at the microphone. “Ugh.” – Race Banyon. But for the most devastatingly on the nose from a quarter century ago, we have Ned Flanders’ lament. 2) Create a central place for everyone who wants to see the show finally taken off the air. Dead Homer Society Manifesto; Zombie Simpsons: How the Best Show Ever Became the Broadcasting Undead; Tapped In: How EA Combined The Simpsons with Video Gambling to Make $130 Million (and counting) 635 likes. Trump supporters cited the name of a dead man in Michigan listed as voting, but later reports suggested that the actual voter was the man’s son with the same name and address. “I spent a lot of time drawing those donuts.” – Perhaps the most Simpsoniest(?) Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. “Mrs. I’m a guy like me!” – Homer Simpson, “Nice to meet you, Marge. I guess eleven years and change will have to suffice for now. . “God is angry. Welcome to the ancient mystic society of... No Homers. Lisa’s First Word – Dead Homer Society. Loading... Unsubscribe from TheRealJims? Meyer: “I like that line. C’mon, gimme the dough! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. “Permission denied.” – Mission Control Is that a stupid idea? You got a short in your tail light. but he is not a porn star.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson, “So much steak . Zombie Simpsons: How the Best Show Ever Became the Broadcasting Undead, Tapped In: How EA Combined The Simpsons with Video Gambling to Make $130 Million (and counting), "Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. ― Homer Simpson Dead Putting Society is the sixth episode of Season 2. Meyer thinks that was “our flourish”. Dead Homer Society was formed for two reasons: 1) To create an on-line home for Simpsons fans who outright despise most, if not all, of the double-digit seasons but revere the old ones the way religious types do their stupid books. Homer is confident Bart will win and bets that the father of the boy who does not win must mow the … Funny Cartoon Characters Cartoon Pics Bart Simpson Cartoon Zoo Animals Tv Funny Lisa S The Simpsons Cute Wallpapers Evergreen. At the airport, the steward’s pull and throw of Bart onto the plane was “a little cartoony”. The My life has certainly been turned upside down, though I’m on team “Stuck At Home” not team “Doing All the Real Work”, so I’ve got it fairly easy. As Bart goes to the winery in the motorcycle, they’re discussing how they liked getting references in, like the painting backdrops and Maurice Chevalier song. Lanley is a con artist who happens to sell monorails instead of band uniforms or patent medicine, and he fits right in with the show’s love of the lowest of the low brow aspects of American business. Saved by Dan Gerstein. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. And that herbal anger rinse just washed the rage right out of me.” – Marge Simpson, “Homer, are you alright?” – Marge Simpson “Don’t be scared, Dad. Here’s the shot: The next shot is Bart’s messy room, which Archer notes is “filled with props”. Dead Homer Society was formed for two reasons: 1) Create an on-line home for Simpsons fans who outright despise most, if not all, of the double-digit seasons but revere the old ones the way religious types do their stupid books. No getting around that. And you must be the man who didn’t know if he had a pimple or a boil.” – Jay Sherman Joe Mantegna – Dead Homer Society. Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? He seemed to drop it at an inopportune moment. Perhaps we could’ve thought a better way for him to give himself away.” – See what I mean? Mycenaean, Any member of a group of warlike Indo-European peoples who entered Greece from the north starting c. 1900 bc and established a Bronze Age culture on the mainland and nearby islands. When the plague passes, Robbins and guys like him will be running the exact same scam because that’s what Brad Goodman would do: We all suffered during coronavirus, but we’ve survived, and that kind of toughness can help you succeed in life and in business. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. Homer Badman Another Simpsons Clip Show 7. But I specialize in foretelling the relationships where you get jerked around.” – Renaissance Faire Fortune Teller, “Now, this is living, eh, kids? Lucky for no one, his folk guitar class was cancelled and he bought the plant back. We need a cure!” – Mob “Sure, boy, what’s on your mind?” – Homer Simpson A restaurant owned by celebrities! Welcome to the web's largest Simpsons community, devoted to the discussion of the longest-running sitcom of all time. As a bonus, we may be getting more: I’m actually toying with the idea of doing a Bosch crucifixion where Jesus has the insect hood ornament for a face and Vaclav is weeping. Funny Cartoon Characters Cartoon Pics Bart Simpson Cartoon Zoo Animals Tv Funny Lisa S The Simpsons Cute Wallpapers Evergreen. 6. ), and there lies Bobo, ignored like his vow to be good and kind to everyone. This gives an interesting flavor some of what’s said. 36. Yes, but in the absolute best way, and I can’t wait to see it. Guys like me! . !” – Panicked Woman The man is an obvious charlatan, full of shit from tip to toe and not the least bit shy about it. They are overly negative, willing to overlook every single positive thing in the show just to make a jab at Modern Simpsons but there's no doubt they are some intelligent people who can … Enter Snappy the Alligator, a hand puppet Smithers uses to soothe his boss and coax him into revealing what he’s really feeling. I’ve said this a lot of times, but it is a legit thermodynamic miracle that The Simpsons ever happened. Life on the Fast Lane Homer’s Night Out 2. Homer screams that Maggie is missing (which is an obvious parody of Kevin McCallister screaming from the first Home Alone movie) “Mission Control, this is Corvair, launch sequence initiated. It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. Howdy, campers, how’s everyone doing with the ongoing unpleasantness? The food of kings!” – Homer Simpson “Yes, it’s true, the entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.” – Rainier Wolfcastle, “Must kill Moe . !” – Homer Simpson Burns. Last week, Dead Homer Society, a Simpsons blog devoted to relishing in the show’s single digit seasons and pushing for the current show to be taken off the air, quoted a recent post of mine: “I am envious. . That's…, Denigrating Simpsons fans didn't work well for the incumbents back in 1992, you smarmy little bastard.…. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. I think all the background props in this one still haunt him. No idea which. Meyer opens things up by joking about how they originally found writing the chalkboard gags delightful and now it’s a tedious chore and always falls to the newest writers on the staff. “My Homer is not a communist. We’ve made a false idol of this Brad Goodman!”. “Well, I was wondering, how important is it to be popular?” – Bart Simpson On that score, I’ve always preferred “Bart’s Inner Child” for the simple reason that Brad Goodman is a *much* better con-man than Lyle Lanley for one simple reason: he gets away. “Really? It’s a rather stupid idea, but it could be fun. “What’s so special about this game anyway? Archer pleased with how the end scene with the swat team and Sparrow in the treehouse came together. You don’t even have a trigger on that thing.” – Homer Simpson The Dead Society, Anderson, Indiana. Club may reward knowledge, but here at Dead Homer Society we punish ignorance and that is a profoundly ignorant statement. Every cog, part, and gear of the entertainment industry is intended to prevent things like The Simpsons. Capricious comedy at its finest. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.” – Lisa Simpson, “You gonna give me the money or not?” – Clancy Wiggum We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.” – Marge Simpson lungs filling, sinuses packed with meat . Zombie Simpsons: How the Best Show Ever Became the Broadcasting Undead, Tapped In: How EA Combined The Simpsons with Video Gambling to Make $130 Million (and counting), DVD Commentary: Crepes of Wrath with Wes Archer and George Meyer, Sunday Evening Cartoons: Brad Goodman vs. Rona, Marge Simpsons in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers', "Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Only management type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. Since the earliest Greek Epics, such as Homer’s The Iliad, society has imagined an underworld, a place beneath the Earth that houses souls. “The nuclear plant tends to not have many people around. . Dead Homer Society Manifesto Most Simpsons discussion boards and websites suffer from a never ending tension between people who defend the current incarnation of the show and people who cannot stand it. Dead Homer Society was formed for two reasons: 1) To create an on-line home for Simpsons fans who outright despise most, if not all, of the double-digit seasons but revere the old ones the way religious types do their stupid books. “It was a gummy bear.” – Homer Simpson, “Screw the honor system, my car needs me!” – Snake Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. He was really big on research and getting things right. Homer hasn't been safe from a weekly life-threatening injury in 11 years, so my guess is that he's screwed. As Homer lies on the floor, crippled by Bart, Archer notes that, “Low angle on Homer’s face was always difficult to animate because the mouth animation was different from the regular mouth charts”. Heh. Might land on my face and end up looking like you.” – Bart Simpson. Archer is kind of straightforward about what happened, Meyer has more of an attitude like, “Yes, I know my child’s art project sucks, but it’s still nice”. The program on Fox that bills itself as “The Simpsons” bears only the faintest resemblance to our favorite television show of … Make $130 Million (and counting)-----02 Oct 19 QUOTE OF THE DAY. Dead Homer Society “I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?” – Bart Simpson “Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m the Devil! And yet . And you’ve earned eternal damnation for … Joe Mantegna Cops And Robbers Bart Simpson Fictional Characters Bedroom Ideas Banner Fat Nice The Simpsons. When Bart starts suddenly speaking French, Meyer chimes in sarcastically, “I buy it! 2) Create a central place for everyone who wants to see the show finally taken off the air. That's…, Denigrating Simpsons fans didn't work well for the incumbents back in 1992, you smarmy little bastard.…. It didn’t really come up that much after this.” – There’s a gently parental sympathy for this episode from Meyer. “You’ve only been gone two days.” – Marge Simpson He then quips, “Which I have not seen”. “Charmed.” – Lurleen Lumpkin Posts about Lisa’s First Word written by Charlie Sweatpants. Not a member of the No Homers Club? . Lisa’s First Word – Dead Homer Society. And if you’re wondering how Brad Goodman would be doing in the age of corona, well, Tony’s Twitter feed tells you all you need to know: As the plague descends on the entire world, he’s plugging a movie and linking to crazy winger bullshit that says coronavirus isn’t that big a deal. I get the joke (“Where have I heard that name before?”), and it is funny, but it implies an improbable karmic justice that the show usually doesn’t indulge. “Real French! .”, “What’s going on?” – Lisa Simpson The program on Fox that bills itself as “The Simpsons” bears only the faintest resemblance to our favorite television show of … A hundred million dollar decision upon which the fates and livelihoods of his workers depend comes from an old man talking to some green felt. Simpsons commentary comment ever. . It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 15, 1990. “Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m the Devil! . Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it’s my turn . I saw your hair from the plane. See More “I can’t buy that. . Homer Simpson.” – Marge Simpson “Ooh, did I ever! Not of the whole “couldn’t watch it in the 90s” thing, but of the getting to watch them for the … Achaeans of Homer as a society with a certain set of values. “Oh, you’ll have a true love. “I guess so, but that first month was pretty rough.” – Homer Simpson “Look what I snagged, Marge: the  candy bride and groom from the wedding cake. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. Spitting off the escalator just clinched it.” – The Devil. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist . 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